a macro view on life from microbiology

Everything in the universe wants to be at its lowest energy level. That's the ultimate goal of everybody living, to rest, then ultimately to die. Those who want to live eat to have energy. Those who want to live strive to exist, they fight for their life.

this morning on the radio

This morning the DJs posed questions that was hilarious but really ... serious.

• Have you ever lied about the size?
  
• Have you ever lied about your partner's performance? Like you told him/her that they he/she well when in fact you didn't even come close to finishing.
  
• Have you ever lied about the number of people you slept with? -- made it higher? lower?
  
• Have you ever faked the big O?
• And of course, a "why" after all those questions. LOL.

Listening to the radio makes me smile and laugh. I like it. =P

Ralph's Motherhood Experience

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.'

Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back! St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.

The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh?

How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.

'Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.

'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'

'Never,' said Ralph.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.

He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout.....

'Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shittin in the bed!'

Survey from friendster #3

TEN WHAT QUESTIONS:
1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?
- ay, school again.

2. What did you do last night?
- aral, ugh.

3. What is the most important part of your life?
- family

4. What would you rather be doing right now?
- drink

5. What did you last cry over?
- nagaway kami nung bunsong kapatid ko

6. what always makes you feel better?
- my lil cousins

7. What are your plans tomorrow?
- stay home and study

8. What's the most important thing(s) you look for in a significant other?
- humor, character and for that person to keep me interested

9 . What are you worried about?
- terrible things happening to my family

10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?
- uhm ... my midterms exam result

NINE HAVE YOU EVERS:
1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend ?
- uh ... yeah. LOL.

2. Have you ever had your heart broken?
- yep, a couple times

3. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
- ano ba yan! PDA to the max

4.Have you ever been out of the country?
- yeah

6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
- of course

7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?
- nope

8. Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
- uhm ... not really dated.

9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
- yeah

EIGHT WHOS:
1. Who was the last person you saw?
- my brother

2. Who was the last person you kissed?
- ahaha

3 . Who was the last person you called?
- si pareng vince

4. Who was the last person who called you?
- lola meren

5 . Who was your first crush?
- kapit bahay ko ... si matthew

6. Who was the last person who texted you?
- katz

7.Who is the last person you texted?
- katz

8. Who did you last yell at?
- my ex

SEVEN WHENS:
1. When was your last shower?
- before going to class

2. When did you last see your mom?
- may 2007

3. When was your last kiss?
- ahaha

4. When did you last dress up?
- excluding work ... uhm ... tye's birthday

5. When was the last time you cried?
- when i had an argument with my brother

6. When did you last go to the movies?
- uhm ... almost a month ago

SIX WHERES:
1. Where do your best friend(s) live?
- manila and nevada

2. Where did you last go?
- golden village

3. Where did you last hang out?
- school? haha.

4. Where do you go to school?
- dlsu, wcc, next ... hopfer

5. Where is your favorite place to be?
- beach!

6. Where did you sleep last night?
- my bed

FIVE DOS/DOES:
1. Do you like someone right now?
- not in the romantic sense ... i like lots of people, i like my friends, family, some co-workers, classmates and profs. hahahaha

2. Does he/she like you too?
- i sure hope so kasi kung nde ... aba, plastican itoh!

3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
- no, not really

4 . Do you know the muffin man?
- who doesn't know the muffin man?

5. Does the future scare you?
- mejo. slight.

FOUR WHYS:
1. Why are you best friends with your best friend?
- coz i can be myself around them ... i can say anything ... and i know that whatever i say will just be between us and whatever reaction i get will be true and sincere ... no faking, no pretensions, no che che bureche

2 . Why did you get a Friendster?
- i got a ton of invites then finally decided to see what all the fuss was about

3 . Why did your parents give you the name you have?
- i forgot why

4. Why are you doing this survey?
- coz i'm bored ... i should be studying now

THREE IFS:
1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
- read people's minds

2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
- not really

3. If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one thing what would it be?
- a genie who can grant me every wish i can think of

ONe LAST QUESTION...
Are you happy with your life right now?
- yep but i believe i could be happier!

** asan ung 2 questions?

Knowing Buddy Inside Out (ay, inside lang pala)

The visible parts are (sa picture na itoh):

• lungs
• small intestines
• large intestines
• stomach
• ureter
• gall bladder
• liver
• spleen
• heart
• ribs (pero cut up na, hehe)
• mesentery
• arteries
• veins

and if you look at the upper right corner, you'll see Buddy's little paw saying "hi!"

or pwede ding "bye!" whatever! haha.

hohum ... exam on cat circulatory system, human circulatory system, sheep heart, human heart model, human torso model ... oh fun, ugh.

Tests

Such a nerd ...

... I spend my nights at home reading for school or studying for an exam.
... I rarely watch movies in movie theaters.
... I can't meet up with friends.
... I hardly talk to my friends.
... I don't go out (much) and party (at all).
... I can't go for long drives and rides.

Wow, I'm on the fast track to looking like this ...

** Photo nicked from fotosearch website.

survey from friendster ulit

1 . WHO IS YOUR CLOSEST COUSIN?
= Ate Kaye

2. WHAT WERE YOU DOING 10 MINUTES AGO?
= watching Heroes

3. IF YOU WERE A COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
= red

4. MTV, Channel V or MYX?
= MTV

5. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW, WHERE?
= pinas with my family

6. WHAT DISNEY MOVIE CAN YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER?
= happy feet

7. FOOD YOU'RE CRAVING FOR RIGHT THIS MINUTE?
= isaw!

8. CAFFEINATED DRINK YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
= hmm ... i don't drink a lot of caffeinated drink

9. NAME 3 PERSONS U KNOW WHO'S NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER "J"?
= JM, Jack, John

10. WHERE'S THE BEST PLACE TO EAT ICE CREAM?
= park on a hot hot day

11. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU PUT IN YOUR GROCERY CART?
= whatever i first see. hehe

12. RADIO STATION YOU FREQUENTLY LISTEN TO?
= Z100

13 . WHERE DO YOU USUALLY HANG OUT?
= uhm ... wala na.

14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
= math! i love math. i love numbers!

15. IF YOU WERE TO CHANGE CAREERS, WHAT WOUL D YOU WANT IT TO BE?
= scientist ... as in researcher ... environmentalist ... as in sa wilderness

16. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR PHONE?
= black

17. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TOMORROW
= work, school

18. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK?
= uhm ... can't even remember that means it's too long ago. tsk tsk tsk. gusto ko uminom ulit!

19. ARE YOU EASY TO GET ALONG WITH?
= I think so

20. WHAT MOVIE DO YOU WANT TO SEE RIGHT NOW?
= american gangster

21. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE "SCARY MOVIE" 1, 2, 3 or 4?
= i can't even remember which is which. plus i haven't seen 4

22. WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP? WHEN?
= hmmm. di ko lam.

23 . DO YOU THINK ANNA NICOLE SMITH KILLED HERSELF?
= keber ko

24. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SEA WORLD?
= yep

25. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU GOT MAD AT?
= somebody at work

26 . DISNEYLAND OR SIX FLAGS?
= Disney

27 . HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
= 2 or 4

28. WHERE DO YOU USUALLY WATCH MOVIES?
= somewhere near here

29. FAVORITE TV SERIES RIGHT NOW?
= Heroes, Smallville, Samantha Who, Grey's Anatomy, Chuck

30. HAVE YOU EVER SMOKED?
= yep

31. ARE YOU JUDGMENTAL?
= sometimes, yep

32 . WHAT DO YOU HEAR AT THIS VERY MOMENT?
= grey's anatomy

33. WERE YOU A NERD IN 5TH GRADE?
= not a nerd really

34. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON TV?
= yeah, sorta. hehe.

35. NAME FIVE PERSONS WHICH STARTS WITH THE LETTER "R"
= ria, rhonda, riza, rico, rachel

survey from friendster

1. When was the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
- uhm.

2. What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today?
- my exam

3 . How many best friends do you have?
- hmm, 6ish

4 . Would you rather get up early or sleep in?
- if i don't have work, sleep in!

5. Tell me where you got each article of clothing you're wearing.
- pajama - kohls; shirt - college shirt

6 . Have you been kissed in the last 24 hours?
- yep

7. What would you change about your life right now?
- more money!!!

8. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
- it depends how severe the truth or lie is.

9. What's on your bedroom floor right now?
- my gym bag ... which i haven't used for over a year

10 . Who was the last person you got into an argument with?
- uhm, i can't remember.

11. Do you trust people easily?
- yeah ... mejo.

12 . If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move to?
- back sa pilipinas

13. Could you go a day without eating?
- yeah sure.

14. How much do looks matter to you?
- uhm, not soooooooo much ... ok, that's a lie. uhm, it's ok as long as hindi naman sha mukhang mamaw. i want na presentable ung itsura. ok fine, i admit ... it matters a lot. LOL. pero that doesn't mean that the personality doesn't matter.

15. How do you feel about PDA?
- uhm ... depends where and who and how much affection is being displayed

16. When is the last time you had your hair cut?
- january this year

17. Would you rather be mad or sad?
- uhm. sad.

18. Does it take a lot to make you cry?
- not at all. im very emotional.

19 . What's the worst car accident you've ever been in?
- wala naman.

20 . Are you tight with your money?
- am i tight with money as in kulang ba ko sa pera or am i careful with how i spend my money?

21. How do you feel about liars?
- ah eh. uhm.

22. Do you tell your parents everything?
- no. if i did, i will be locked up with no internet, cellphone, landline, tv, as in without anything.

23. Would you rather be a bird or a fish?
- swimming bird pwede? i love water but i also like seeing everything

24. Name one fear you have?
- not knowing everything then looking like a fool

25. If you need to go to the store a block away, do you walk or drive?
- if it's not raining, i walk.

26. Does the thought of marriage scare you?
- yes and no.

27. How many kids do you want?
- i want an even # ... so 2 or 4

28. What's your favorite color to wear?
- black

29. Who was the last person in your bedroom?
- ako!

30. What did you do yesterday?
- work, study ... fun noh?

playing the stupid card

Discussion on the radio this morning ... some girls act stupid coz they want the attention. Kahit na smart sila, they would act stupid coz the guy would feel that they have some purpose ... to guide the girl and teach the girl. According to them, some girls like playing dumb coz it's like second nature. Parang kung baga, charm na nila yun. It's like a reenactment of the days of yore where there's a damsel in distress rescued by the knight in shining armor. haha.

Is there some truth to this claim? haha. Nakakatuwa isipin. It will make you look closer sa mga taong nasa paligid mo.

** Wow, I missed blogging. I like being home.

the dead pussycat ... we named him buddy.

about 65% of the class ay freaked out with dead cats and ... dissecting them!! bwahaha. but not me. i love it when i did it back in college. i even took the my dead cat home nung college to study for exams. i'd be in the garage/driveway studying the parts tas my little cousins were looking over my shoulder and trying to poke my dead cat.

anyway, the class i'm taking up is anatomy and we are doing just that. dissect ng cat. there were 4 cats to be studied by groups and i volunteered to be one of those 4 to do the dissection for the group. that's me holding the cat ...



the other pics are still with my classmate so this is the only pic i can post.

Mall Explosion

There was an explosion in one of the major malls in Manila. Scary. I didn't recognize any of the names in the list of injured or dead people, so I can breathe a little better, pero I still feel for the families of the victims. Nakakalungkot ang tragedy na itoh. There was a girl who got caught in the escalator and then shards of glass went flying around, well, you get the picture. Some people got tossed through the roof. Tas may buntis pa na tumilapon sa mga kotse sa labas.

Glorietta is one of my fave malls of all time. Some of my good memories happened in that part of the mall. Nakakasad talaga.

Kung terrorista man ang may pakana ng kagaguhan na yun, kakarmahin kayong mga kumag kayo! If it's an accident naman, I hope maging leksyon toh to be more careful.

Either way, my prayers go out to all those who were affected by the blast.

Here are links to some articles I found online:

Manila Standard
Inquirer
Yahoo News
ABS-CBN
Manila Times

Some of the articles contain the same "statements" made by government officials and PNP, hmm. Di ko alam sino ang karapatdapat paniwalaan.

survey from ate kaye ulit

The Perfect Guy Survey

Height? ----- shempre taller than me, at least 3-4 inches taller

Weight? -------- wala namang weight requirement pero ayoko ng tingting, ayoko rin na baboy. gusto ko, proportion sa height

Hair Color? -------- doesn't matter

Hair Length? --------- uhm, depende sa face ... may binabagayan eh

Eye Color? ------- doesn't matter

Skin Color? ------- doesn't matter

Clothing Style? ------ ung mukhang comfortable

Shy Or Outgoing? ------- outgoing kasi ako ung shy (gagaya ko sa sagot mo te kaye!)

Artistic Or Athletic? ------ pwede ba both? lol.

Funny Or Serious? -------- funny but can be serious when the situations demands for it

Cute Or Sexy? ------ cute na sexy pag kailangan, haha

Looks Or Personality? ------ personality

Boxers Or Briefs? ------ doesn't matter

Love Or Money? ----- love shempre

Older Or Younger? ------- older ng konti ... wag naman super layo ng agwat, tipong at most 7-10 years

Facial Hair? ------ depende, may binabagayan eh

Does Size Matter? ----- size ng ano? hahahahahahah

i admit ...

... i'm a bad tipper.

if i liked the waiter a lot ... that's a different story. *evil grin* =)

Masakit ulo ko ...

... aray!

survey from ate kaye

1. are u serious wen it comes to relationships?

- kung nasa relationship ... oo kung serious talaga. fling kung fling. seryoso kung seryoso.

2. are you afraid of commitments?

- not really.

3. are u a risk taker?

- uhm ... depende sa risk. i'd say na mejo.

4. what can u say about long distance relationships?

- i personally cannot do it. pero bow ako sa mga taong kaya.

5. can u love a person who doesn’t love u?

- uhm ... not love na tipong love. pero siguro like. pero i will get tired eventually then ignore the feelings then wala na.

6. how can u say that a person loves you?

- uhm ... hmmm. di ko lam sasabihin ko.

7. are you good in handling relation ships?

- ata

8 . willing to give everything?

- ay ... to the point na nagiging tanga na.

9. best thing you have learned from loving?

- loving someone is a risk coz you're leaving yourself vulnerable to pain, pero it's fun to take risks sometimes. haha.

10. do u demand your love 1 to change into someone u like to?

- not to someone i like ... pero shempre may mga habits na i can do without

11. would u let go of some 1 u love?

- kung kailangan, oo

12. is sex important in a relationship?

- at a certain level it is..when ur married na shmpre. --> i agree

13. what is the major reason of a break up?

- trust issues, cheating, nawala na ung feelings, wala na ung chemistry, kala mo love mo pero hindi pala

14. most important ingredient/s in a relationship?

- Love and trust

15. ever regret loving someone?

- yes and no ... i mean, yes coz nakakairita sha after at parang nagaksaya ako oras but no coz it's a learning process

16. one thing u hate about love?

- masakit

17. one thing u like about love?

- can make u giddy and happy

18. worst thing u did to a loved one?

- aheehee. madami.

Tell Me You Love Me

Lines:
I'm quitting sex.

You see good sex just hides everything bad about a relationship.

Sex is more fun than sports.


One of the scenes:
The married couple trying to rekindle their sex life looked like they were wrestling ... like who goes on top. LOL. Awkward tingnan! hahahahaha.

Distractions

• Grey's Anatomy
• Heroes
• Smallville
  
• Chuck
• K-Ville
• Tell Me You Love Me
• Bionic Woman
• Pushing Daisies
• Private Practice
• Cold Case
• Reaper
• Journeyman

Nakakaadik ang TV! Leche.

LSS ko for the week

Trip down memory lane

I miss my officemates sa huling office ko before now ... huhuhu. Ang mga sis ko, mga holiday parties, out of town trips, gimik ... huhuhuhuhu

Cut Off Time from Feel The Noise

Reaper

Another good show. Takte. Di ako makakaaral nitoh. Bwisit.

Tell Me You Love Me - Epi 4

Dr. Foster: "Are you comfortable being monogamous? .......... Have you ever been monogamous?"

(long pause)

Jaime: "No."

Dania Ramirez