wake up!!

There I was ... sitting oh so comfortably on the bus, trying not to fall asleep. I was thinking, "What should I do to wake me up?".

Then a woman who was twice my size (let's call her "Connie") gets on the bus and sees someone she knows (who was a seat away from me). Connie then decides to sit in between me and her friend, but ... the bus suddenly moves, making her lose her balance. As she was stumbling ... she stepped on ALL my toes. The pain didn't go away until like after 30 minutes.

After that, I thought ... "OK!! I'M UP!! I'M UP!! NO NEED TO WAKE ME UP!! IT HURTS!!"