some bitch and my ideal guy

proven over quite a number of times ... "she's" a b*tch. i don't even make that much ads but i don't know why ... she likes ruining my reputation to my customers. could she be jealous i make more revenue than her? i don't think so. that'll be too pathetic. maybe she really has that "crab mentality" thingy. well, whatever. she ain't worth shit.

anyway, i was so bored on my way home, then a question popped in my head "what is my ideal guy? what do i like in a guy? what makes me fall?" since this is a blog (my blog to be exact) i'll blurt it out. WARNING: this is what i want/need ... expect it to be one-sided. HAHAHA!!

• HUMOR: someone who make me laugh in my deepest saddest moment
• INTELLECTUAL: i want someone who thinks and make me think, but please, not the super deep serious sh*t that would make my head hurt hahahaha
• PATIENT: i get jealous (a lot of times, and sometimes, it's outta hand) ... so i need someone who won't get tired of reassuring me and making me feel secure about myself and us. i may sound like a broken record ... deal with it. bear with me ... put up with my quirks
• EFFORT: willing to sacrifice to make "us" work, example ... i would wake up early or sleep real late just to spend more time with my boo. or i would go to places, near or far, just to make sure he's okay
• GALANT (basta galante, tama ba translation ko? hehe): i mean, i believe that guys and girls are equal; and i know that i am capable to spend on us ... but it's still a definite plus if the guy spends. hehe ... do i hear a "ditto" girls?
• SENSITIVE: even when i'm mad, i won't say i am. there are times/moments, i don't want to talk at all. when i get jealous or pissed off, be careful what to say or do. in other words "figure me out" ... haha
• OPEN: talk to me! don't hide things from me. there are times i am sneaky so i tend to "discover" things. so, just tell me rather than me finding it out on my own, trust me, it ain't a pretty sight when i find out
• PROUD OF ME: i don't like to lurk in the dark ... don't want to be hidden from the world. introduce me to your friends/relatives/etc. don't be ashamed that i'm the girlfriend. (i may not be the prettiest person in the whole freakin world, but hey!! i know i'm not that ugly to be hidden from eyes and knowledge of people!! hahahaha)
• LOOKS: i don't want someone who's an eyesore. simply put ... i want someone i won't be ashamed to be with (what can i say, looks are still important)
• UNPREDICTABLE: i don't want everything to be routinary. i mean, there are some things that will always be done, but let's add variety. surprise me ... make me gasp for air and look for words to describe my overflowing happy emotions. btw, good surprises only. i don't like the bad ones. (who does? hehe)

what did i tell you? isn't it one sided? hahahaha. actually, there's more but my hands are getting tired already. hehehe. so there.